My daughter and moi are currently applying for British citizenship, as long-standing (20+ years) legal EU residents of Little Mordor.
Cost? £1700 a piece! The poor need not apply?
We will, among other Useful Things, be told to prove we speak Ingsoc, ROFLOL. Or as Thick Prince George would say: "I speak English!":
Thanks fer nuttin', fucktard Brexiteers!