Tuesday, 28 February 2017

Currently applying for citizenship in Little Mordor...

My daughter and moi are currently applying for British citizenship, as long-standing (20+ years) legal EU residents of Little Mordor.

Cost? £1700 a piece! The poor need not apply?

We will, among other Useful Things, be told to prove we speak Ingsoc, ROFLOL. Or as Thick Prince George would say: "I speak English!":

Thanks fer nuttin', fucktard Brexiteers!


  1. So THAT's how they plan to fill the budget gap... ;)

  2. Yup. And never mind HOURS of Orwellian nonsense to wade through. Long live the Nation State!