Message to Kyle Rittenhouse

Dear Kyle,

Congratulations on your full acquittal (I'm not sure what to think about it but I won't try and spoil your undoubted elation)

However, please do not forget to sue your parents for parental abuse. A 17 year old imbecile should never be allowed near a combat zone with a loaded assault rifle, legalities set aside.

Now leave your steely penis extension in its box and try and get a real girl to shag you.

All the best.